First New Moon Photo a Study in Native American Wolfcake
The first official photo to emerge from the set of The Twilight Saga: New Moon gives us a simmering glimpse at the four unknown actors who'll join 17-year-old Taylor Lautner to become the wolf pack -- a roving band of dreamy-eyed, Axe-body-spray-abusing lycanthropes who protect Bella from revenge-seeking vampiresses, while teaching her valuable lessons about the art of extreme manscaping.
Find out more about how they were cast -- including director Chris Weitz's insistence that they bring documented proof of their 100% purebred Native American ancestry to the audition -- at USA Today. It's all enough to make The Brotherhood series director David DeCoteau, forever at the forefront of the shirtless-supernatural-fraternity genre, eat his heart out.
· First look: 'Wolf pack' actors grin and bare it for 'New Moon' [USA Today]
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Weren't these guys featured on Dancing With The Stars last season?
The one on the far right kinda looks like Daniel Radcliffe; the one on the far left is in love with me, obv.
But what are they going to do with that hideous dreamcatcher tat?
Personally, I'd rather see Chris and Paul Weitz in that photo instead of the pretty pretties.
"Much like Ed Cullen and his family can't step foot on our sacred land, if our tribe leaves the rez even for one minute, our shirts dissapear, and we begin singing slow jams from 98 degrees. Its a very complicated mythology"
hilarious
"Axe-body-spray-abusing lycanthropes who protect Bella from revenge-seeking vampiresses, while teaching her valuable lessons about the art of extreme manscaping."
And airbrushing.
They're werewolves, and yet, they're completely shaved.
Does not compute.
aka: BAREWOLVES
I heard a rumor there's actually no airbrushing on them, and Weitz was all weirded out by it. Anyone want to mythbust this by blowing up the picture and examining for photoshopping?
If one of these characters isn't named or called "Tonto" at some point it's gonna be a shame.
i've read the books...it does not say ANYthing about gay werewolves.
Treasure Trail of Tears.
omg, the guy from the far right does look like Daniel Radcliffe.