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All right, guys, your wanton Wolverine piracy has left Fox with no other choice: the studio is now assuring moviegoers that every print of the X-Men prequel will be attended by a different girlfriend of Mel Gibson’s. Last night at an industry screening of Wolverine, Gibson debuted main squeeze Oksana Grigorieva — a girlfriend whose mutant power is a beauty so strong, it can circumvent most Catholic bylaws. Oh, wait…spoiler alert?
Personally, we’re hoping that our print will come complete with Oksana Pochepa, the opportunist who used her first name and reserve of intriguing bikini photos to briefly grab the spotlight as Gibson’s supposed paramour. Let’s just cross our fingers that they’ve improved the CG on her since the workprint.
· Mel Gibson Steps Out with New Girlfriend [People]


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Posted 29 Apr 2009, 10:15 AM
Mel loves the godless communists? Go figure.
Posted 29 Apr 2009, 5:39 PM
It's sweet how sensitive of his children he's being by trotting out the new bounce so early in the divorce proceedings.
Posted 30 Apr 2009, 12:24 AM
Mel just wanted someone he could kick back and slug vodkas with.