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Buzz Break: Bloodsucking It In

pattabs.JPG· Is the abs painter from New Moon available for one-on-one consults? Swimsuit season is just around the corner and I’ve been hitting the Tyson Any’tizers kind of hard lately.

· Speaking of chests! Kris Allen has something to get off his: chest hair.

· Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig will be joining forces for a Broadway show…wow, this Buzz Break is getting too gay for even me.

· Um, let’s see, anything butch out there? Uh…Kathy Griffin marched at last night’s anti-Prop 8 rally in West Hollywood. Yeah. No.

· Here’s the second sentence from a Details profile of Justin Gaston, beau of Miley Cyrus: “In the midst of talking about Scripture, he yanks up his shirt and tugs his pants down to reveal a toned left flank with a long tattoo that runs down to the top of his buttock.” This is all because of you, California Supreme Court.

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Kyle (and this is not a joke) -- when I read the first story, I totally thought "Tyson Any'tizers" was a reference to the killer treadmill in Mike Tyson's house. And I was like, "OH MY GOD, he WENT there!"

Ooof, never. Any'tizers are these delicious buffalo wing balls that are the reason for -- and the bane of -- my existence.

this, i'm sure is old news, but did anyone else notice that Justin Gaston was part of the football team on GLEE (which everyone should have watched).

Seeing these air-brushed young things forces me to have even more respect for Zac Efron and his google-worthy beach exploits.

Nevermind Wolverine, Hugh Jackman was born to be a Bond Girl.

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