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Buzz Break: I Dreamed a F***ing Dream

Written by Kyle Buchanan | 28 May 2009, 12:00 PM | 6 comments

suboygoesoff.JPG· Susan Boyle has flipped out yet again, and this time, the cops were called. One consolation: her four-letter-words were technically proficient, yet somehow still inspiring.

· Everyone’s buzzing about Yo Teach, the fake NBC sitcom that’s tangentially related to Judd Apatow’s Funny People, but we’d kind of rather watch that than 100 Questions.

· TR Knight is really leaving Grey’s Anatomy this time, you guys! He means it!

· Dustin Hoffman has just the solution for Sean Penn’s yo-yoing marriage: handcuffs and chains.

· Asked to emcee an event opening in Turkey, Sharon Stone stumbled on the unfamiliar word “Azerbaijan” then channeled her inner Whitney Houston and began to shout, “Chaka Khan! Chaka Khan!” A joke is really unnecessary after that — thank you, Sharon.

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From Chadams | Reply
Posted 28 May 2009, 12:57 PM

How does Sharon Stone not know to shut her yap and never say things anymore? This has to be the thousandth thing she's idiotically uttered in the past 3 years at least. Middle-aged ladies and their prescrips, I tell ya...

From Reason | Reply
Posted 28 May 2009, 2:12 PM

+1 for the title of this post. Luv.

From SunnydaZe | Reply
Posted 28 May 2009, 3:11 PM

You can’t blame a virgin for casual use of the F-word. They really don’t understand the implications.

From Furious D | Reply
Posted 28 May 2009, 3:26 PM

1. At least Boyle didn't beat anyone up. I'll never forget the night at that pub when she got pissed and watched her favourite soccer team lose. She's a hard fighter.

2. Pretty much everything looks more promising than 100 Questions.

3. Hasn't he left already?

4. Sean Penn won't go for the handcuffs and chains, they chafe his wrists, and Robin insists that the safe word is "harder!"

5. At least she didn't offend the tiny nation of Chakakhan, which is between Azerbaijan and the Land of Oz.

From sweetbiscuit | Reply
Posted 28 May 2009, 3:33 PM

Ah yes, here comes the inevitable public takedown of Britain's sweetheart "fairy tale" story.

Frankly, I'd swear, too, if Simon Pegg dressed up like a cop and accosted me on the street. I'd want to buy him a fuckin pint at the nearest fuckin pub.

From Inhaler | Reply
Posted 28 May 2009, 4:40 PM

"Excuse me sir, have you seen Susan Boyle?"
"Yes officer, she went that way."

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