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Robert Pattinson as You've Never Seen Him Rolling Around Lustily with Another Dude Before

Written by Seth Abramovitch | 05 May 2009, 6:00 PM | 5 comments

pattinson-dali.jpg· We’d like to ask that all Robert Pattinson’s impressionable young fans (“SQUEEEEEEEEEEEAL!”) kindly turn away for a moment that we might share this tender love scene opposite Javier Beltran in Little Ashes. [via Towleroad]

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From mothra | Reply
Posted 05 May 2009, 8:10 PM

Robert Pattinson is playing Salvador Dali in that film. LIttle Ashes is the 90210 of pre-civil war Spain.

From Victor Ward | Reply
Posted 05 May 2009, 10:39 PM

Seth, it's actually just "Squeeeee!"

Oh. my. God. My impressionable early teen livejournal years are catching up to me. Please kill me.

From Zippity Bippity | Reply
Posted 06 May 2009, 5:10 AM

The story ads featuring Gael Garcia Bernal, Diego Luna, and Paul Newman seem to be looking longingly at this.

From NoWireHangers | Reply
Posted 06 May 2009, 8:34 AM

That's more ass than the little tease ever gave us in Twilight.

From stretch65 | Reply
Posted 11 May 2009, 12:36 PM

That looked all to familiar to him...yet in a GOOD way!!

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