The Last Word
· We’d like to ask that all Robert Pattinson’s impressionable young fans (“SQUEEEEEEEEEEEAL!”) kindly turn away for a moment that we might share this tender love scene opposite Javier Beltran in Little Ashes. [via Towleroad]
· The Onion News Network brings us this report on die-hard Trekkies who emerged from Star Trek feeling J.J. Abrams had done the franchise an unconscionable disservice by making it good.
· Breaking: Paula Abdul admits to maybe having had a tiny, little prescription drug habit. But here’s the good news: 15 surgeries, some yoga, and a couple spiritual workshops later, she’s feeling good as new, and ready to kick the crap out of that Kara DioGuardi bitch.
· Here’s the new CHANEL N°5 ad by Jean-Pierre Jeunet, starring Audrey Tautou and a boy so pretty he practically makes Tautou seem dowdy by comparison as the star-crossed lovers.
· This is the naughty shot that could cost opposite-marriage activist Carrie Prejean her Miss California crown. Tsk tsk, Miss Prejean. Anita Bryant would not approve of such prurience.


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Posted 05 May 2009, 8:10 PM
Robert Pattinson is playing Salvador Dali in that film. LIttle Ashes is the 90210 of pre-civil war Spain.
Posted 05 May 2009, 10:39 PM
Seth, it's actually just "Squeeeee!"
Oh. my. God. My impressionable early teen livejournal years are catching up to me. Please kill me.
Posted 06 May 2009, 5:10 AM
The story ads featuring Gael Garcia Bernal, Diego Luna, and Paul Newman seem to be looking longingly at this.
Posted 06 May 2009, 8:34 AM
That's more ass than the little tease ever gave us in Twilight.
Posted 11 May 2009, 12:36 PM
That looked all to familiar to him...yet in a GOOD way!!