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Megan Fox Bites the Migraine-Inducing, Nonsensical Hand That Feeds Her
· Megan Fox stopped by The Early Show today, where she said this to Harry Smith, who had just seen Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: “I don’t know how you saw it in IMAX without having a brain aneurysm or at least a migraine headache… I’m in the movie, and I read the script, and I watched the movie, and I still didn’t know what was happening. So I think if you haven’t read the script and you go and you see it and you understand it, I think you might be a genius. This is a movie for geniuses.” If her career ends tomorrow, at least this foxy unicorn will never look back and regret having played by Hollywood’s rules.
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Posted 30 Jun 2009, 7:13 PM
I think Billy Mays went to a much warmer place after his passing.
Posted 30 Jun 2009, 8:31 PM
They probably handed Megan Fox a bus timetable and told her it was the script. She wouldn't know the difference.
Posted 30 Jun 2009, 10:14 PM
A) I love this comment.
B) She's totally growing on me just as Shia is beginning to gross me out.
Posted 30 Jun 2009, 9:53 PM
Megan Fox is hot...
But the grinding metal sound as she tried to think of a reply to the Unicorn line was like being strapped to a chair while a drunk, blind dentist approaches the wrong side of your jaw with a spinning, rusty drill.
(But I'm sure the studio's marketing department loved her hearty praise.)
Posted 30 Jun 2009, 10:15 PM
Belligerence alert. That guy is such a condescending dickweed. Stop talking to her like she's seven just because she's hot (and can't act)! Learn how to interview. And other media, yeah I'm talking to you (not movieline, of course), stop asking her questions written for an idiot and then eat her alive for being an idiot. You dickweeds.
Woodland nymph. Classic. The Foxicorn is on to them.
Posted 30 Jun 2009, 10:22 PM
Ok, I am growing to like Meagan Fox. Snotty works just fine.
Posted 30 Jun 2009, 11:27 PM
Men over 50 are seriously creepy.
Deciding who makes your skin crawl more - this old fart or Charlie Gibson - is a close call.
Posted 30 Jun 2009, 11:32 PM
Question: Is Megan Fox the new Jolie or the new Eliza Dushku? Discuss.
Posted 01 Jul 2009, 12:19 AM
Honestly, the safe answer now is I don't know. Everyone is so quick to rush, but I sincerely believe that 90% of actors have one good performance in them. The great ones are consistently good despite what they're given. I think Megan is at a disadvantage that no one could ever see her in any other role but sexpot. La Jolie at least had "George Wallace" and "Gia" before she was introduced as the Ultimate Woman You Want to Bang. Megan had no such build up and thus is taking everything big role her agent tells her just so she can capture in on the moment. Would I be surprised if she is here in 10 years after building a career based on sexy roles? No. Would I surprised that she's over in 2 years after being replaced by someone younger, hotter and cheaper? No.
Posted 01 Jul 2009, 1:07 AM
Yeah, maybe you shouldn't let the self proclaimed pot lover on TV that early in the morning.
Posted 01 Jul 2009, 10:37 AM
The natural reaction to hate her -- she's far too hot and doesn't come anywhere near actual acting -- is easy to understand. But then she gives Michael Bay's cacophonic work a quick shiv every time she has the opportunity.
Haven't seen the movie; won't, but for the moment she gets a pass.
Posted 01 Jul 2009, 12:37 PM
LOL....did she really just say she was a "woodland nymph fairy"??
Posted 07 Sep 2009, 2:16 AM
Man I'd tap that woodland nymph fairy like a woodpecker