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heidismallernow.jpg· Were Heidi and Spencer tortured on I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here? “No,” their rep has revealed after a weekend of speculation that forced readers all over the internet to wonder, “Shouldn’t I be enjoying the idea of this more?”

· Writer Brian Lynch is alleging that 30 Rock is a carbon copy of The Muppet Show, and he’s laid out a convincing character-by-character argument.

· At the Young Hollywood Awards, we wanted to know more about Evan Rachel Wood’s onscreen love interest, but it seems her new offscreen beau was once her onscreen brother. (Got that?)

evansclaywell.jpg· Fantastic Four alum Chris Evans has a gay brother, and he’s joining One Life to Live. Flame on?

· A buzz-cut Stephen Colbert is in Iraq, taping a series of patriotic yet cognitively dissonant shows for U.S. servicemembers.

· DJ Jazzy Jeff was kicked out of a Kansas City club for playing hip-hop and, presumably, was thrown out the front door while screaming.

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Why does the hot sibling have to be the straight one?

Actually, Scott Evans has been on One Life To Live for some time now. As a cop. In a uniform. And, yes, it's as yummy as it sounds.

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Data courtesy of Rentrak