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Happy Birthday, Lindsay Lohan! (What Happened?)

Written by S.T. VanAirsdale | 02 Jul 2009, 10:50 AM | 13 comments


I hope you’ll take a moment now to join Movieline in wishing Lindsay Lohan a happy 23rd birthday. You could joke it’s all downhill from here, but obviously that’s last year’s line. Sign her virtual greeting card after the jump.

Clearly a lot has gone down in Lohan’s life since her previous birthday celebration — her bust-up with Samantha Ronson (pictured at left), her failed big-screen comeback attempt, her, um, pants at last weekend’s Las Vegas pool party (pictured at right). But I sincerely hope that when the big 2-4 rolls around on this date in 2010, she’ll be able to reflect on the fruitful year just behind her and look forward to the new opportunities her talent deserves.

In the meantime, we need to go gift shopping! What do you get the girl who had everything?

Tagged: lindsay lohan, samantha ronson

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From Juancho | Reply
Posted 02 Jul 2009, 11:14 AM

Linds-

Happy Birthday, doll. Please stop dyeing us, we're getting killed over here!

Love,

Your Hair Follicles

From yarmulke | Reply
Posted 02 Jul 2009, 11:51 AM

It seems she's learned from the coke pants incident. Just wear a bathing suit at all times!

From unicornfandance | Reply
Posted 02 Jul 2009, 12:45 PM

am i the only one who is glad to see lindsay lohan back to her old ways? i didn't buy the happy, in a stable relationship, not doing drugs lindsay for one minute. and neither did she. welcome back to your wayward sisters lindsay. now have some of these pills i found in my desk drawer and lets go rip off a seven eleven.

From Goose | Reply
Posted 02 Jul 2009, 1:11 PM

Lindsay,
You don't know me, and I don't know you... but Happy Birthday. Advise for the next year (and years to come)... love God first, then you second, and forget about the rest of the world. Find value in who you are and what you do, or don't do it at all. Praying for you. Goose

From Scarlette | Reply
Posted 02 Jul 2009, 1:11 PM

Happy Birthday girl... but stop doing drugs and stuff like that,,, you are soooo talented without them!!

From kittyscratch | Reply
Posted 02 Jul 2009, 1:16 PM

Is it me, or does the 2009 picture of Linds look bizarrely photoshopped. Look at her body, it looks like someone did a craptastic job with the Photoshop.

From Tessy | Reply
Posted 02 Jul 2009, 1:38 PM

HaPpY BiRtHdAy Sweety! Have a wonderful year...you deserve it!

From Tracy | Reply
Posted 02 Jul 2009, 1:41 PM

Happy Birthday. And it was a POOL PARTY! See the bikini clad woman behind her. Lindsay was wearing some sort of beach outfit, duh!

Happy Birthday!!!!

From Arutha | Reply
Posted 02 Jul 2009, 1:45 PM

I hate you people .

This is where all the world's fossile fuel goes; you're keeping the fire of American dumbass stardom lit with it.

From Old No.7 | Reply
Posted 02 Jul 2009, 1:54 PM

Happy Birthday to the only girl who will always have more fire in her crotch than on the cake, no matter what her age.

From Mike Caprio | Reply
Posted 02 Jul 2009, 4:05 PM

Happy 43rd birthday!

From Lowbrow | Reply
Posted 02 Jul 2009, 7:14 PM

Dear Lindsay,

Happy Birthday! Don't worry I didn't get you anything from one of those dirty Macy's stores! I was thinking a bench press for your tongue would be more appropriate.

xo,
Lowbrow

From mik | Reply
Posted 02 Aug 2009, 3:43 PM

bwahahahahahaahha! She's only 23? How sad, she looks like she's rounding 39...

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