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Penis-Shaped Explosions, and Other Michael Bay Computer Treasures
You’ve endured his films. You’ve read his angry e-mails. Now join Michael Bay for a little multitasking. The reigning box-office champ (or at least a very, very skilled imitator) had some time to catch up online recently, offering fans a NSFW sneak peek behind the scenes of his Mac. If penis-shaped explosions, Ben Affleck wallpaper, critic payola and other Bayian surprises are worth six minutes of your morning (and trust me, they are), tag along with Mike after the jump.
Even if the guided tour isn’t quite the real deal, here’s hoping the story-development process detailed here yields an actual film. And anyway, “BAM! MOFO” does seem as likely an approximation of Bay’s actual e-mail sign off as “AWESOME,” “YOURS TRUELY [sic]” or anything else you can conjure. Genius never rests.
· Surfing the Web with Michael Bay [Hollywood Roaster]
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Posted 07 Jul 2009, 2:45 PM
That would be one ugly dick.