Buzz Break: Scissor Sister
· Hey, a new shot of Penélope Cruz from Nine! Nice stretches, Pen.
· How can Darren Aronofsky attract audiences to his upcoming Black Swan, a slow, deliberative psychological drama? By including a scene where Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have hot animal sex.
· Paula Abdul asked for a private jet for her Ugly Betty guest stint. The producers did her one better: They replaced her with Kristen Johnston.
· FX has picked up the improvised Mark Duplass comedy The League and Louis CK's Louie.
· Small Wonder is coming to DVD. You're welcome!
Comments
So that's why they call Penelope Cruz the Spanish Jane Fonda!
1. Now if the entire film was like that shot, I might see it.
2. I tried that when pitching a film to Disney and they passed on it.
3. I think Paula might want to rethink her demands.
4. How long before Dane Cook starts acting out scenes from Louie?
5. Finally, quality TV is back.
Penélope Cruz: Vanilla Pie.