The 2-Minute Verdict

The Two-Minute Verdict

Paranormal Activity Trailer Delights In Reducing Grown Men to Petrified, Tearful Little Girls

paranormaltra.jpgMicrobudget ghost story Paranormal Activity — which at a cost of $11,000 makes The Blair Witch Project seem like a bloated, runaway production — has been eliciting squeaks, whimpers and eardrum-shattering screams wherever it’s screened, most recently at an outdoor theater at Telluride. Now Paramount, who’s picked up U.S. distribution, has released the first official trailer.

Like the teaser for Capitalism: A Love Story, unwitting members of an actual audience are turned into marketing pawns. In this case, though, they aren’t required to make contributions to bogus charities, but rather just watch the movie and let the infrared cameras capture their reaction. It’s an interesting strategy, as if to say, “What do you mean this doesn’t look scary — check out that fully grown man clutching his date and screaming like a little bitch! This is pants-crappingly terrifying entertainment, people.” As for what little we see of the actual movie, a couple track phantom apparitions in a new home. We catch glimpses of spilled flour, bite marks, billowing sheets, and the sudden realization that whatever is terrorizing them is “not a ghost.” Maybe it’s Rachael Ray? We give up.

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I hate to spoil the party but the footage of the audience was actually shot during a screening of "All About Steve".

Sunny Daze,
Why lie about something like this, the footage is not from a screening of All About Steve, I know because I am responsible for the footage and this trailer.

Doug -- if I can intercede on Sunnydaze's behalf, I think he was making a joke about how terrifyingly awful All About Steve is, and not actually suggesting you tried to pull one over on us.

Thank you, Zeus.

Seth, I'mma Let You Finish, but All About Steve had one of the best trailers of ALL TIME!

Jesus you're an idiot, Doug.

i chuckled.

LOL@Francois

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By the Numbers: weekend takes every Monday
Shutter Island Paramount
$22.67M
$75.54M
Cop Out Warner
$18.21M
$18.21M
Crazies Overture
$16.07M
$16.07M
Avatar Fox
$13.66M
$706.56M
Percy Jackson Fox
$9.58M
$71.00M
Valentine's Day Warner
$9.06M
$99.92M
Dear John Sony
$4.81M
$72.43M
Wolfman Universal
$4.26M
$57.38M
Tooth Fairy Fox
$3.43M
$53.84M
Crazy Heart Searchlight
$2.46M
$25.01M
Data courtesy of Rentrak