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Breaking: Clash of the Titans Cast Still Wearing Far Too Many Clothes


Back in June, when we’d caught our first glimpses of Gemma Arterton and Sam Worthington in full Clash of the Titans costume, our reaction was — who’s doing wardrobe on this remake? Ahmadinejad? This is Clash of the Titans not The Husband of Ahoo Khanom, people. Let’s burn those burlap burkas and get some gauzy god-and-goddesswear going, shall we? Some flimsy loincloth acton? A loose-fitting toga? Something?

Unfortunately, the latest batch of set photos suggests the cast continues to be outfitted in roughly the same amount of layers as your average NHL goalie. And don’t get me started on Zeus — apparently they’ve confused their Arthurian legends with their Greek myths. If you’re having trouble remembering how skin-friendly the original was, I’ve put together a little collage after the jump. It’s NSFMt.Olympus!

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· 16 Exclusive Photos From the Sets of Big Upcoming Movies and TV Shows [EW]

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Sure, the original Clash is a supremely entertaining Harry Hamlin erotic fantasy, but give Leterrier's version a chance. Those new costumes look great - especially Neeson's.

Liam needs a hug.

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