The Last Word

The Last Word

In Summary: Taylor Lautner Really Sick of Taking His Shirt Off, Guys

Written by Seth Abramovitch | 27 Oct 2009, 5:30 PM | 7 comments

taylor-young.jpg· I don’t think Taylor Lautner can stress this enough: He’s been trotting out those tummy moguls since before his voice dropped. From here on out, the shirt stays on and it’s his bulging acting ability that we drool over, capice? (Unless it’s required for the role — then the shirt comes off again. But only then.) [via Where Is Edward Cullen?]



cullenpatterns.jpg· Meanwhile, here’s a pinup of Robert Pattinson I made using my Apple IIc and a dot matrix printer. No, just kidding — it’s a cross-stitch sampler, courtesy of The Guardian. That way you can always have Edward wrapped around your neck.

· The ultimate Star Wars fanatic wedding cake: Dead Taun Taun with Luke sliding out of its stomach. Dibs on a piece with icing intestines! [via PaulScheer]

· Girls’ Attempts to Go Wild Foiled by Florida Anti-Titty-Flash Squad

· Gordon Ramsay has had his chin-wrinkles filled in with vanilla pastry cream, at Simon Cowell’s’ suggestion. The results are delicious.

· “Harder!” Ang Lee recalls directing the Heath and Jake love scenes in Brokeback Mountain.

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From Colander | Reply
Posted 27 Oct 2009, 9:47 PM

Firstly, as the saying goes, LOL. Second, maybe he's uncomfy with not having control over the genders of his admirers. We ain't all Taylor Swift, y'know? I can't imagine how he's dealing with that, although I CAN IMAGINE, right?

From TribalPottery | Reply
Posted 27 Oct 2009, 11:26 PM

How old is Taylor Lautner in that pic? 12? I mean he's flashing his goodies like it's a casting for a Bryan Singer film.

From Seth Abramovitch | Reply
Posted 28 Oct 2009, 6:42 AM

Sahara opened in 2005, so according to Jewish law at least, he's all man.

From Daft Clown | Reply
Posted 27 Oct 2009, 11:51 PM

To Catch A Predator just found its official mascot.

From Zelina | Reply
Posted 28 Oct 2009, 12:50 AM

Huh, okay. I thought he was only in that one movie, you know that one made by the Spy Kids group? Didn't think he did anymore than that one. Well I don't know if he can really complain too much, I mean a paycheck for him is probably more than any of us will ever see.

Now Kate Winslet's argument is more laughable as she's not that great at acting. So it's safe to say no one would have watched any of her films if she didn't get naked one way or another.

From Lizzie | Reply
Posted 28 Oct 2009, 6:43 AM

Ack, NAMBLA warning, please, next time.

From Champoozie | Reply
Posted 28 Oct 2009, 8:31 AM

Six-pack abs and pecs that look like they'd be more at home on a death camp survivor just looks.....weird.

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