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The Last Word

Where There's No Line Between 'Morgan' and 'Jordan'

· While I’m normally loathe to run a straight-up advertisement, an exception can be made for Tracy Morgan’s upcoming book when he promotes it while wearing a rabbit costume for no reason. To be fair, though, doing things for no reason is the reason Tracy Morgan does most things. Two more Tracy e-cards, after the jump:

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· It’s kind of miraculous that there has never been a sequel to Independence Day, but it’s not for lack of trying, says Roland Emmerich. “Fox has not quite figured out how to incorporate Dean [Devlin’s] and my deal, and [Will Smith’s] deal. Will wants to do it in some sort of a package they can live with…and naturally Fox says “Why don’t you do it without Will Smith?” I said Will is essential for us, for this movie and actually for the audience too.”

· Are you ready for the idea of a Glee tour? Well, not you, Jeff Zucker.

· Saving Private Ryan scribe Robert Rodat will be writing Sam Raimi’s World of Warcraft movie, reports MTV. Ryan’s famous prologue was always a little lacking in green greasepaint and women dressed in chain mail bikinis.

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It's Columbus Day. Be nice. Fuck!

In all seriousness, does Tracy Morgan have a mild form of Down syndrome?

Shit. Damn. Seth & co, I get my comment of months ago regarding that freak that wanted only 18+ actors mentioned in 'on the verge' lest we screech 'chicken hawk', but this goddamned idiot is allowed through saying that he thinks Tracey Jordan has Down's Syndrome? I love you guys more than my gay aunt Sylvia, but you are seriously testing me here.

'Tracey Jordan', and I'm the idiot?

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