Buzz Break: Custom Taylor

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· Rolling Stone has finally discovered Taylor Lautner, and is making him play beach football, for some reason.

· J.J. Abrams did approach Matt Damon to star in his Star Trek reboot...but as Kirk's father, not Kirk himself.

· A clip from The Simpsons featuring the Sarkozys has become a viral smash in France. Maybe it's a little funnier once it's translated?

· Curb Your Enthusiasm managed its biggest season finale in five years, thanks to the cast of Seinfeld.

· Why is Cuddy hooking up with Lucas on House? "He's really well hung," says her portrayer, Lisa Edelstein. Sorry, that deserved a spoiler alert.



Comments

  • Daft Clown says:

    Muscled, Str8 curious VGL jock dude
    Mild to wild (depending on the lunar cycle)
    Seeking tight end with Abercrombie cred
    “You want to be the one that goes long for me, bro?”

  • JudgeFudge says:

    That Rolling Stone article is great. In it, Taylor Lautner's left, middle ab reveals "All this attention is really great, but the competition between us and Robert Pattison's hair has really gotten out of hand. We're just all here to bring Stephanie Meyer's world to life, so where's the conflict?"

  • JudgeFudge says:

    That Rolling Stone article is great. In it, Taylor Lautner's left, middle ab reveals "All this attention is really great, but the competition between us and Robert Pattison's hair has really gotten out of hand. We're just all here to bring Stephanie Meyer's world to life, so where's the conflict?"

  • Colander says:

    If we're not invited to Lautner's birthday party I'm gonna sooo leave a depressing Facebook update and he will feel REALLY SHITTY ABOUT IT.

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