The Last Word

The Last Word

And Starring Treat Williams as Balloon Dad

Written by Seth Abramovitch | 12 Nov 2009, 5:32 PM | 2 comments

balloondadthumb.jpg· Puke-covered aspiring reality star Richard Heene — aka Balloon Boy Dad — turned himself in today, resulting in this mugshot… which bears more than a passing resemblance to Treat Williams? Click here for full size.

· “It was Angela in the break room with the stapler!” Nope, sorry, still the same boring game.

· Videogum seems to think Ridley Scott’s Monopoly movie might not be as amazing as everyone had initially assumed it would be. (Unless we’re reading it all wrong and they really do think it’s as amazing as everyone had initially assumed it wouldn’t be. Wait — what?)

· “I a busy movie producer. This is a great way to get in if you looking to persue an acting role. Must be lowal, ect.”

· American Chopper gets a fun new cast member!

· Here’s the 11,000 word New York Times Magazine piece on Octomom’s TV show you’ve been dying to read!

· “I give myself to Lucifer every day for it to arrive as quickly as possible. Glory to Satan!” Britney gets spiritual on her Twitter account.

· Why does Oprah get all the women-with-their-face-eaten-off exclusives? It’s just. No. Fair.

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From HwoodHills | Reply
Posted 12 Nov 2009, 7:24 PM

And ROB SCHNEIDER as..."The Falcon".

From FrancoisTrueFaux | Reply
Posted 12 Nov 2009, 7:29 PM

re: Craigslist ad

At least he's up front about any future blowjob coercion; I'm pretty sure that falls under "any other things I need done".

re: Manson

Why did "Birthday Sex" just pop into my head?

re: Britney

"Livin' in sin is the new thing"

re: Oprah interview

There's a tasteless "saving face" joke somewhere here that even I won't touch.

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