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Courtney Love Spilling on Edward Norton, Britney Spears in Epic Facebook Meltdown
Though she abandoned Twitter in a Miley Cyrus-led exodus, Courtney Love is now posting her barely-decipherable public missives at her Facebook fanpage. You’d be forgiven if you missed the memo about her new online home, but after today, we’re thinking a lot more people will know about it — especially the lawyers for Edward Norton and Britney Spears.
Love has begun hurling accusations at both celebrities, and it isn’t pretty. First up is ex Edward Norton, who Love essentially accuses of mishandling the finances of Kim Cobain, Kurt’s sister:
IF something happens to me, NO my will is NOT at Greenberg Glusker, that will is FORGERY…i created a new one per lISA FERGUSONs attorney who cannot be FOUND but that needs altering as it has Edward in it and Norton doesn’t have a CLUE how evil his own BM is he wont fuck a future Senator/Film Actor but hell purposfully refinance Kim Cobains Property i bought her cash outright, for the 12th time using a phony address due to some fuck up on some Bogus “ART FORM OF THE CH 13” R TODD used, leavng KIM COBAINS PROPERTY REPOS…SESED< “you have an hour to get your things” wtf did Kim Cobain do to YOU… so its best to never tell let alone kiss and trell i m shcoked at myself i never kiss and tell unless im really mad at an ex for like LOSING 300,000$ of my kid hes supposed to be paternal abouts money, oh yeah Norton just LOST 300k
More incendiary, though, are Love’s anecdotes about Spears:
britneys dad molested her , imagine the father that molested you owning you for slavery while your forced to sing songs picked for thier sexual content every night, insane right? i have it on First had authority, and fight as hard as she is and does she still didnt pull that card, its a pride thing i can relate to, However they want to play dirty, lets go, Im SO not affraid of the little trolls who hit this when i was fucked up who are called lawyers. lets GO.
Good thing she isn’t afraid of them, as she might be hearing from them soon. Developing…
Courtney Love Cobain [Facebook]
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Posted 24 Nov 2009, 5:05 PM
Someone needs to put down the crack pipe. I couldn't even understand half of that tripe for the bad spelling and grammar. Maybe if I smoked one it would make sense. Where's the hooka
Posted 24 Nov 2009, 5:41 PM
Uhhh..am I the only one who isn't surprised by the Spears revelation? Yeah I know its coming from cracky maccracky pants, but is Spears' life not a reflection of those sordid stories we have all heard?
Posted 26 Nov 2009, 5:55 AM
You sound like you were molested by your father. Dosen't feel good to read that does it? She must feel the same way to hear people like you make statements like that.
Posted 24 Nov 2009, 6:12 PM
What the hell is she saying? That's what you should expect from a crackhead. And to think Edward Norton used to have sex with this thing! That tells you a lot about his character. He likes women who are crackheads, immigrants, or stupid! Any women he believes is below him. I think Norton may have had access to her property from long ago and now it's being repossessed. I think, I can't really decipher the message. And what the hell does BM stand for? Birth Mother, Butt Monkey. Damn this chick is messed up!
Posted 24 Nov 2009, 6:54 PM
maybe your mother was smoking crack while pregnant with you. why else would you post such hateful messages.
back to courtney, that britney bomb is gonna detonate like whoa
Posted 24 Nov 2009, 8:46 PM
When did "immigrant" fall to the same level of "crackhead" or "stupid"?
I'm going to refrain from a Linus-esque screed about the meaning of Thanksgiving and the fact we are a nation of immigrants...
Posted 25 Nov 2009, 2:57 PM
I'm not sure what "immigrant" has to do with "crackheads" or being "stupid." I suggest keeping your racism in check. If you are considering Selma Hayek to be beneath Edward Norton, you must be smokin' the crack yourself. Your comments are more offensive than the unintelligible ramblings of Crackhead Courtney.
Posted 25 Nov 2009, 6:58 PM
Poop, my friend. BM stands for poop!
Posted 26 Nov 2009, 6:01 PM
BM = Business Manager
Posted 27 Nov 2009, 3:18 PM
Robin, it's obvious Ed has character issues, but if you are speaking about Salma Hayek as being the immigrant, it is only obvious Ed is beneath her. I mean, shes is only married to a billionaire, not to mention one of the most beautiful women in the public eye, and the media reminds her all the time how beautiful she is. Not bad for a immigrant I guess.
Posted 24 Nov 2009, 9:50 PM
Courtney, get back in your shopping cart this instant. You know how dreadfully lonely it becomes whenever you aren't inside.
Posted 25 Nov 2009, 3:37 AM
uh retard? i think not, Crackhead? WTF?
i work for the most esteemed female executive in la, in the business and she adores CL calls her the "genius" and she meant "BUSINESS MANAGER"
Edward Norton is a cretin, i mean a PARIAH< Courtney could get better insurance that eddie norton, hes difficult and truly posssibly insane, Courtneys just kooky, in the Hollywood beltway EN is LOATHED . CL is Kooky bit ADORED and shes generally "always right" my boss who greenlights about 27 movies a year says, and i asked her today too,
Courtney hadsnt taken drigs for 6 /7 years you retards this is the movieline site not perez, can i get a witnss that Edward was on the "creeps" list? for YEARS and is again? Noone wants him in anything he has 0 box office and Courtney if im not mistaken is abou tto tour with U2, so id shove your dumb assumptions back up your asses and talk to some executives , that is if you know any,. Christ these comments are proof people are stupid as fucking play dough and the "Flyover States" are real,
Posted 25 Nov 2009, 8:42 AM
Comment of the year right here.
Posted 25 Nov 2009, 9:27 AM
you have a boss?
Posted 25 Nov 2009, 1:54 PM
"can i get a witnss"
How about, can you get a spell check?
Posted 25 Nov 2009, 7:55 PM
Spontaneously laughed out loud when I read this! Thanks for that.
Posted 25 Nov 2009, 2:33 PM
How much is Courtney paying you to post this tripe?
Posted 26 Nov 2009, 9:57 PM
Let's all stay off drigs!
Posted 27 Nov 2009, 2:27 PM
Fact: Jena Maloney is Courtney Love.
Check out the pattern of capitalization: "jena maloney" and courtney love both use CAPITALS when they are really UPSET and have something they want to get ACROSS in a really emphatic WAY. (They also both use this "<" punctuation mark. Who else has ever seen anyone use that mark in an online comment section?)
Posted 25 Nov 2009, 10:52 AM
JENA MALONEY - Sockpuppet alert!
Posted 25 Nov 2009, 10:56 AM
CL is Kooky bit ADORED and shes generally "always right" my boss who greenlights about 27 movies a year says, and i asked her today too
That'll fit on a t-shirt, right?
Posted 25 Nov 2009, 3:48 PM
That will most definitely fit on a t shirt. Awesome.
Posted 25 Nov 2009, 3:20 PM
I couldn't really follow all that, but I suspect Ed Norton is learning the meaning of the adadge that no good deed goes unpunished.
Posted 25 Nov 2009, 3:34 PM
The miss-spelling, the insane rant, the venom....it's gotta be CL.
Posted 25 Nov 2009, 5:35 PM
is this woman real? her spelling and communication skills are worse than my little niece. she has always been scary as a person and as a mother. is she still clean and sober? i think not
Posted 25 Nov 2009, 6:38 PM
I swear to god I will never again bitch at anyone for the occasional misspelling or homonym abuse. And like we're not going to figure out who Jena Moloney is?
If she really is clean and sober, I feel really sorry for her because she's an idiot.
No wait, I feel sorry for her kid, not her.
Posted 25 Nov 2009, 8:45 PM
Ka-ching, Ka-ching,
Britney's pop just owned this crackhead idiot, she just committed slander, because she is never going to be able to prove that he did anything to his crazy daughter, Mr Spears could potential sue for everything she owns, I do hope that someone set up a trust fund for little beanie baby, otherwise there will be nothing left to inherit by the time she reaches her majority.Jena Maloney aka Courtney, put the pipe down, reality check you are not 'kooky', you are batshit crazy and you need to go back on your medication
Posted 25 Nov 2009, 10:06 PM
keep it up, guys, it's marvelously entertaining... just came upon
these posts by accident. JMaloney who works for a Hwd bigwig must
do better in her day work because her spelling and syntax sucks.
Perhaps she is emulating CL.
As far as EN.. always love his acting, but until now didn't know
about his personal life.
'kooky bit (sic) " kooky but............what?
Posted 25 Nov 2009, 11:53 PM
All you commenters on this post dont know what yor takin about I just say what i gotta to protect mine you wanna step up to it leTS GO
Posted 26 Nov 2009, 1:35 AM
Giddy up, beotch, let's go!
Courtney, I used to be a huge fan, I've bought all your records, seen you live a few times, and completely respect your rock cred and icon status (save the american icon!) But I find myself searching for a reason to care in the here and now. Celebrity and tabloid scandals endear you to morons, not savvy rock fans. You seem like you're treading water and starting to get really tired. Either put out a great record or just become Sharon Osbourne already!
I haven't lit up one of your records since "live through this" and I'm not sold you even wrote half that record, going by what you wrote before and after it. Popularity and sales aside, as far as women in rock, Auf der Maur's was a better and more relevant rock record than anything I've ever heard from you in a long while. With a more spiritually artistic expression, too. IMHO.
By the way, I watched the American Music Awards and the Black Eyed Peas used a sample from Teen Spirit in their "song" which almost made me freakin' gag. Not to mention the guitar hero fiasco. Who was ultimately responsible for those little tidbits of blasphemy? You or the powers that be? A genius never stands in the way of a profit, eh? Little miss rock cred, defender of all things Cobain? Not to mention.... nevermind. What's the point?
I love you though, Courtney. I hope your legacy ends up doing your art and your family the justice they deserve. Big resonsibility. Whatever happens, I'm sure it will be entertaining. Embarrassing, but entertaining! Brings a tear to the eye to think about what could've been...
Om Mani Padme Hum
Posted 26 Nov 2009, 12:03 PM
i saw the ama's too, pisces and even if you were alittle long winded, i agree! pathetic...
Posted 26 Nov 2009, 5:14 AM
With extra time on his hands, Lou Dobbs hits the internet!
Posted 26 Nov 2009, 11:53 AM
So now you're a racist if you don't like the Black Eyed Peas, eh? I don't care what you think, hip hop music sucks now and the BEP's are a watered down, sell out version of it. Kurt wouldn't have let them use his song if you paid him millions. You sound just like the type of lefty wingnut that gives our party a bad name. Lou Dobbs...
Posted 26 Nov 2009, 5:31 AM
Jena,
Can I have your employer's fax number? I was thinking she would want someone not incredibly inarticulate and moronic sounding as an employee.
Honestly, Courtney is a face, or was 10 years ago before her lifestyle aged her prematurely. A face need not be any more intelligent than a chimpanzee. The only real requirement for a face celebrity is that they can follow directions from a handler. Courtney is a d-list celeb IMO, and should be patted on the head and sent back to special ed class.
Posted 26 Nov 2009, 5:57 AM
Oh look who showed up to a battle of wits unarmed, go to rehab if you are the "Real Courtney". Who in the world exposes anothers life or secrets with ill intentions? Courtney Love does and I bet her daughter wishes she were born to someone else. So sad.
Posted 26 Nov 2009, 6:35 AM
Usually, spelling your own name wrong would expose you as a troll, but for "REALCOURNEY" I'm willing to make an exception.
Posted 26 Nov 2009, 11:09 AM
1 in 7 American adults is sub-literate: http://www.usatoday.com/news/education/2009-01-08-adult-literacy_N.htm. Hurray and all for good old American anti-intellectualism, but reading Love makes me kind of wish we were just a little more like Sweden, where everyone is so literate that they even used to have workingclass playwrights. Our Hollywood punk princesses are indecipherable, while Sweden's hair metal bands can write comprehensibly in three languages and we have to import their former hockey players to get teevee sports color commentary that people can understand. You know why everyone, no matter her class background, can communicate verbally there in Sweden? It's because they had well-funded public schools and unionized teachers were treated with respect like professionals; and they have state-supported lifelong learning schools by, of, and for working class people. Maybe if you're of the "Whatever the bosses give us is good" school--private schools for the few real humans, hoop-jumping prison-farms for the troglodytes--it's a "whatever" issue for you; but the product is everywhere, and at the very least, it looks pretty sorry.
Posted 26 Nov 2009, 12:01 PM
Anyone who's ever put together a bookcase from IKEA knows that Sweden's not so literate.
Posted 26 Nov 2009, 7:31 PM
TOO true... and one of the few coherent statements made on this thread so far.
Posted 26 Nov 2009, 8:39 PM
Robin: "He likes women who are crackheads, immigrants, or stupid!"
Being an immigrant has nothing to do with being a crackhead or stupid, you racist idiot. The only person I can think of that he has dated who was an "immigrant" was Salma Hayek. She's now married to a French bilionaire.
Posted 27 Nov 2009, 2:32 AM
Ummmm.....clean and sober for the last 6 years? I beg to differ: remember the Pam Anderson roast? Courtney said herself she was loaded. That was not more than 3 years ago.
Posted 27 Nov 2009, 11:34 AM
Very good article Kyle on a woman that is clearly losing her mind.
It is funny as I recently came across a book called 'is: The Phenomenon of the Facebook Status' that gives an insight into life in the 21st century via Facebook Statuses and has been receiving fantastic reviews. But it did provide such a feel good factor in me reading all those statuses, but there are a lot of people losing their mind over the medium of social networking and it is so evident from this book. A very good light hearted read!
For anyone that is interested, it has a website with a Facebook Status Generator that has been getting a huge amount of hits and all the people at my Uni have been loving it.
http://www.theisbook.com/status-generator
Keep up the good work mate, looking forward to reading more of your stuff
Posted 14 Dec 2009, 2:55 PM
taking away courtney's child (for like 8 months), is ridiculous. it is basically some flunky child hearing officer who wants his/her 15 minutes of fame. the aforementioned hearing officer probably already has had courtney's signature photocopied and is playing with himself/herself as he/she smells it while in the men/womens restroom at the courthouse. can you imagine what he/she will do when he/she gets home? like i'm all for 'what you do in the privacy of your home is your business..' but this will make that statement SICK sounding.
Posted 14 Dec 2009, 10:45 PM
Ariel - it might just save her life.
Posted 16 Dec 2009, 6:40 PM
Not only Courtney is messed up...and on drugs and talking writing nonsense ,but what is worse AN IDIOT HERE WHO THINKS CRACK Heads and INMIGRANTS belong in the same group...now who is BELOW ?...You"re a bigger ball-less MORON.