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Twilight Brand Heroin: The Sparkly Tar Your Veins Crave

twilightheroin.jpg· And here I thought everyone was nodding off around me at New Moon because of the pacing and dialogue! [TMZ]

· Zachary Quinto was photographed with a pen jabbed into his eyeball. Where is a guy’s security steak when you need him?!

· A hearty mazel tov to Mariah Carey, who’s been awarded the Breakthrough Performance Award by the Palm Springs International Film Festival for her capable work in Precious. Next stop, the Oscars!

· Fox Filmed Entertainment chairman Jim Gianopulos laughed off rumors that Avatar will cost $500 million as “ridiculous…The movie was quite expensive, there is no question about that. But viewed now, from the perspective of its completion and having seen it, it’s a formidable work and money well spent.” Asked if he was confident it would turn a profit, he added, “I have no doubt about that.”

· In this ad campaign, cancer-stricken Disney princesses look very sad about their chemo. I’m sure this is about raising awareness for a good cause, but now Disney has to sue the children’s leukemia ward, and that’s not going to help anybody.

antichristcold.jpg· On the bright side, we hear lower temperatures help stave the bleeding.

· Waldo Hunt, the man responsible for popularizing the modern pop-up book as you know it, has passed away. Pull the tab in the direction of the arrow, and you’ll watch a single tear slide down my face.

· The wait is over: The Morning Show Murders: A Novel, the debut mystery from Al Roker, hits bookstore shelves tomorrow. Watch your back, Curry.

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I love you all, and I promise to come back and visit once you've gotten this New Moon nonsense out of your system. I'm burning my training bra, and declaring myself liberated.

From Glitter to Precious in just eight short years. An advisory should be promptly forwarded to all airline pilots: Please be conscientious to any flying pigs you may now be encountering.

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By the Numbers: weekend takes every Monday
Shutter Island Paramount
$22.67M
$75.54M
Cop Out Warner
$18.21M
$18.21M
Crazies Overture
$16.07M
$16.07M
Avatar Fox
$13.66M
$706.56M
Percy Jackson Fox
$9.58M
$71.00M
Valentine's Day Warner
$9.06M
$99.92M
Dear John Sony
$4.81M
$72.43M
Wolfman Universal
$4.26M
$57.38M
Tooth Fairy Fox
$3.43M
$53.84M
Crazy Heart Searchlight
$2.46M
$25.01M
Data courtesy of Rentrak