Commenters of the Week
Though our commenters may not have a surprise twist ending or a splendid late-night talk show appearance, Movieline freely gifts this week’s commenting champions with a number next to their name and a small blurb. Have you ever, in your wildest absinthe fantasies, wished to be one of “The Top 10 S.T. VanAirsdale Zealots of the Decade”? Dream fulfillment approaching. What about a place among “The Top 200 Avatar Jokesmiths of the Millennium”? We’ll get you in at #58! Keep in mind that we plucked winners from this week and last week, as both were truncated thanks to the holidays.
Old No. 7 on Ripley, Believe it or Not: “Personally, I’m hoping that an Alien flies out of Lorne Michaels’ chest cavity and picks off the cast members, one by one.”
Martini Shark on Comedy Central’s 2010 Resolution: Cancel Jeff Dunham? “This cannot happen! Where else will I go to get my servings of hate-crime entertainment deflected from criticism by delivery through unassailable mostly-inanimate objects?!”
Sarah on 9 Ways James Cameron Will Make Fantastic Voyage More Fantastic: At first glance, I thought #2 said “More Ace of Base”, and I was like, “Yes definitely - more Ace of Base.”
Victor Ward on The 10 Best Movie Twist Endings of the Decade: “Crossroads. Kim Cattrall didn’t want to be Britney’s mom. WRAP YOUR MIND AROUND THAT!”
Dimo on Can We Talk About Avatar’s Weirdly Dated Slang for a Minute? “I’m just glad that “Dude!” is still a popular word used by frustrated, overweight, tech nerds in 2154…And Jujubes are still a candy favorite!”
Congrats to our winners! Happy New Year to all.


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Posted 31 Dec 2009, 1:52 PM
As long as it's not Schindler's List.
Posted 31 Dec 2009, 2:29 PM
but that would be a good thing...
Posted 31 Dec 2009, 2:49 PM
Shouldn't that have been "Commenters of the Decade"??
Posted 31 Dec 2009, 10:08 PM
By the power of Harry Potter's wand I release the hidden comment>>>
Posted 31 Dec 2009, 11:26 PM
Thanks guys! I've had a lot of fun this year! Let's have a great 2010!
Posted 01 Jan 2010, 3:00 PM
Please place me somewhere on the "Year's Best Amateur Translators of North Korean Food-packaging Ingredients Labels". I could use the resume' enhancement.
Posted 04 Jan 2010, 12:10 PM
Gasp, thanks! And if I could be on some sort of "People Christian Bale Should Totally Do" list, that would be tops. Ha, tops.
Posted 06 Jan 2010, 6:16 PM
Okay, you are gay... WE GET IT>>>
Posted 04 Jan 2010, 12:31 PM
Yay! What an awesome way to start off the new year. Thanks, Movieline! Thanks, Ace of Base!