Our Commenters of the Week Win an Uncoordinated Victory Dance in Front of a Banner!
They've worked hard. And now, after a week's worth of humiliating elimination rounds, our Commenters of the Week must dance in front of an American Idol banner like malnourished chimps in a poo-lined terrarium. If you're one of the selected winners, use this tutorial for guidance. You might choose to "back it on up" like Didi Benami, or emerge in a playful shuffle like Katelyn Epperly. As for me, I'm a hard-smiling, hair-clutching Michelle Delamor all the way. All this fame just gives me the vapors! So, who joins the brigade of gyrating fools?
stolidog on Resolution No. 1: The Silencing of Kevin Smith: "It's not so much Smith that has to be silenced, but Twitter."
Dimo on James Cameron's Planned Avatar Novel: A Movieline FAQ: "This will be the most expensive pop-up book ever made!"
Dan B. on James Cameron's Planned Avatar Novel: A Movieline FAQ: "Shouldn't take too long - just do a "Find and Replace" on the text of Dune to exchange "forest" for "desert".
bib fortuna on Tsahayluing Their Brains Out: "So that's where Tobias Funke has been hiding all these years."
The Winchester on New Eclipse Pics Finally Embrace Twilight's Soft-Core Side: "Enough with the brooding and the sex-less sex and the sparkly shit. When does Edward get to fight the Predator?"
Congrats to all! Hand-jive away!
Comments
I have to be honest, I knew that one was a winner from the start. Thanks as always!
Awesome! I do believe that's a triple crown! Many thanks!