Commenters of the Week
Our Commenters of the Week Win a Pole State Correspondence Degree in Stripperology!
This week’s Commenters of the Week don’t need to fish through Lindsay Lohan’s piles of tampons, unopened DVDs, and vodka-powered time machines to get the degree in Stripperology they’ve always needed. We’ll gladly hand it to them, free of charge/disease! The recent revelation that the Mean Girls star is a hoarder should surprise no one, but her carelessness with such a fine certificate in straddling the tip bar is a shame for the ages. So, who wins the diploma?
Old No. 7 on Offensive NBC Cafeteria Menu Probably Jay Leno’s Fault, Somehow: “Hey, I didn’t know that NBC hired Fuzzy Zoeller.”
Ndege on The 10 Most Monstrous Jason Reitman Quotes From One 10-Minute Conversation with Roger Ebert: “Let’s cut him some slack. These were 1st draft answers. Without a co-writer.”
FrancousTrueFaux on Avatar, Hurt Locker Lead 82nd Oscar Nominations: “Did their divorce stipulate that they must equally share all Oscar noms accumulated between them?”
HWoodHills on The 10 Most Monstrous Jason Reitman Quotes From One 10-Minute Conversation with Roger Ebert: “I’m sensing #3’s answer might leave him Up In The Air when it comes to sexual gratification.”
The Winchester on Secret of Kells Crushes A Christmas Carol, Ice Age, Meatballs in Massive Oscars Upset: “It’s because Avatar is a game-changer. Duh.”
Congrats to our winning quintet!
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Posted 05 Feb 2010, 5:32 PM
Great, I've been wanting to try out my new cheetah thong.
Posted 05 Feb 2010, 6:11 PM
I'm only using it to pay my way through college.
Posted 05 Feb 2010, 7:06 PM
Now I'll finally have an excuse for the herpes.
Posted 05 Feb 2010, 8:15 PM
Instead of the prize can I request that the "auto" play feature of the Redford/Sundance video stop playing loudly every time I check in? That'd be a prize x10!
Posted 06 Feb 2010, 4:17 PM
Ditto this! (Thanks Hwoodhills and congrats)
Posted 06 Feb 2010, 4:27 PM
Using Commenters of the Week to complain... What an abuse of power...