Like Martin Luther King, Jr., Rosa Parks and Nelson Mandela, noted freedom fighter Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, was unjustly incarcerated by a fearful nation, who were frightened by her courageous calls for social justice and universal equality. Or maybe she’s just a drunk broad who got picked up by the police. 
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09 02 2010 10:10 AM
Happy 90210 Day! Celebrate with Movieline by Watching Donna Martin Graduate
Numerologists and fans of cheesy '90s television, this is your chance to unite! Thanks to the calendar, today has been officially christened International Beverly Hills, 90210 Day. (Sept. 2, 2010 = 9/02/10; get it?) That means you've got a built-in... more »
Posted 31 Jul 2010, 4:15 PM
VERY INTRESTING LIKE ARTIE JOHNSON SAYS ON THE OLD TV COMEDY SHOW THE LAUGH IN LOL :+)
Posted 31 Jul 2010, 4:17 PM
SNOOKIE STORY :+)
Posted 31 Jul 2010, 6:21 PM
If Snookie hadn't made a stink about Obama's tanning tax, would this have rated "news"? Would the author have pimped the tanning joke? Or is Dixon Gaines in a dead-end joke of job and wanting to play with the big boys?
Posted 31 Jul 2010, 7:20 PM
Are they kidding me? Comparing some no-class reality show idiot to the likes of Martin Luther King, Jr., Rosa Parks and Nelson Mandela? Please. She couldn't shine their shoes!
Posted 31 Jul 2010, 7:28 PM
Anne, they weren't being serious in the comparison. They were making fun of how insignificant and meaningless she is compared to those that have actually contributed something of worth to society.
Posted 31 Jul 2010, 9:53 PM
The writer was obviously trying (poorly) to emulate the latest snarky school of journalists, (or should I say urinalists?) who try ever so painfully to be hip, but miss it by so far that there is really no yardstick to accurately measure their failure.
Personally, as someone who is old enough to actually remember the era of the Civil Rights Movement first hand, I was offended to have the names of these pioneers of race relations demeaned by being included in this waste of keystrokes.
Why does this current generation find losers, failure and emotional cripples to be their favorite source of entertainment? It must be that there aren't many of the old carnival freak shows left, so they've allowed this crap to take their place...
Posted 31 Jul 2010, 7:40 PM
Elegant and demure. Except not.
Posted 31 Jul 2010, 8:45 PM
she is a roach, plain and simple
Posted 31 Jul 2010, 8:58 PM
funny, funny stuff. made me laugh out loud.
Posted 31 Jul 2010, 11:35 PM
I coudn't give two shjts about Snotty!
Posted 31 Jul 2010, 11:49 PM
Amazing! The very likes of such talented idiocy cries for freedom. Yes, she is a person, but again her and "the situation" and everyone else in "choreographed and staged" tv are just that...no-talent-highschooldropouts-Ishouldagotpregnantandranaway-myparentsareworthless-iamspoiled-sufferingfromattentiondeficitwithnopapparazzicamerasaround-wasteoftime-itriedoutonAmericanIdolbutwasn'tgoodenough-IthinkIwillgobacktodropoutschool-twitswhocanttwitintellectually, I gotta stop as you got the point...another insult to my intellect and the rest of smart Americans who DO vote!!!!
Posted 01 Aug 2010, 1:53 AM
What a sick society we live in. I can't wait 'till it's all over.
Posted 01 Aug 2010, 8:38 AM
I am so sick and tired of hearing about this piss poor person. her show sucks and is self centered and this was just antics that she is using to get people to watch. she probable got the idea from listening to all the mel gibson stuff and though getting cops involved would bring her attension. This "Thing" needs to be pulled from TV all together.
Posted 01 Aug 2010, 11:45 AM
snooky, AGAIN AN EXAMPLE OF TODAYS YOUTH? take everything away from her and see what happens.(a whitherd shell!!) i think she needs god in her life! stop drinking girl your chunky enough.
Posted 02 Aug 2010, 8:10 PM
wow. Looks like Grandpa Simpson's nursing home finally got the internets.