10 Terrifying Images That Come to Mind When Viewing the New Final Destination 5 Poster

Life handed us a traumatizing poster for Final Destination 5, and we're left to figure out why it's so dumb and scary. Remember that horrifying Green Lantern poster featuring a yellow-eyed Peter Sarsgaard? This is easily worse than that. Here's our list of 10 images that the new poster conjures; please contribute your own and help paint a word picture with us.

1. An average illustration in a high school freshman's Art I sketchbook

2. A Korn comeback album

3. An ill-advised Joan Rivers surgery

4. A Rob Zombie-directed version of the Yorick scene in Hamlet

5. A cute, skull-shaped golf bag full of irons and woods

6. Something Snoopy's brother Spike comes across in the desert

7. A shocked reaction during a The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion special

8. The fadeout still from Psycho

9. What I plan to do to the creator of Final Destination

10. That Peter Sarsgaard poster, actually

Yours? Let the healing begin.

Final Destination 5 (in 3D) arrives in theaters Aug. 12.

[via Yahoo!]