Letter From London
We know you Americans like Michael Caine, by the way you keep producing dire remakes of his films. Okay, The Italian Job wasn’t horrendous (although personally I’m more excited about the forthcoming Bollywood version, which Indian film chiefs have promised will feature “lots of singing and dancing,” in case we didn’t know what to expect), but our own Jude Law should be thrown into movie jail for participating in your pathetic reimagining of Alfie, and Stallone should be made to stand in the corner and have his HGH Club for Men Club membership revoked for what he did to Get Carter (which Caine briefly appears in, but my point still stands). But Brits love Michael Caine.












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