Our Commenters of the Week Win a Pole State Correspondence Degree in Stripperology!
This week's Commenters of the Week don't need to fish through Lindsay Lohan's piles of tampons, unopened DVDs, and vodka-powered time machines to get the degree in Stripperology they've always needed. We'll gladly hand it to them, free of charge/disease! The recent revelation that the Mean Girls star is a hoarder should surprise no one, but her carelessness with such a fine certificate in straddling the tip bar is a shame for the ages. So, who wins the diploma?
Old No. 7 on Offensive NBC Cafeteria Menu Probably Jay Leno's Fault, Somehow: "Hey, I didn't know that NBC hired Fuzzy Zoeller."
Ndege on The 10 Most Monstrous Jason Reitman Quotes From One 10-Minute Conversation with Roger Ebert: "Let's cut him some slack. These were 1st draft answers. Without a co-writer."
FrancousTrueFaux on Avatar, Hurt Locker Lead 82nd Oscar Nominations: "Did their divorce stipulate that they must equally share all Oscar noms accumulated between them?"
HWoodHills on The 10 Most Monstrous Jason Reitman Quotes From One 10-Minute Conversation with Roger Ebert: "I'm sensing #3's answer might leave him Up In The Air when it comes to sexual gratification."
The Winchester on Secret of Kells Crushes A Christmas Carol, Ice Age, Meatballs in Massive Oscars Upset: "It's because Avatar is a game-changer. Duh."
Congrats to our winning quintet!
Comments
Great, I've been wanting to try out my new cheetah thong.
I'm only using it to pay my way through college.
Now I'll finally have an excuse for the herpes.
Instead of the prize can I request that the "auto" play feature of the Redford/Sundance video stop playing loudly every time I check in? That'd be a prize x10!
Ditto this! (Thanks Hwoodhills and congrats)
Using Commenters of the Week to complain... What an abuse of power...